Meanwhile, in Blighty...

[Jolly]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpddxy9r4mdo

[Doctor Phibes]

The Conservative Party....if it wins the general election.

Stop, stop, I'm going to hurt myself.....

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said he believed bringing back compulsory service across the UK would help foster the "national spirit" that emerged during the pandemic.

Rumour has it that he's got a nice job lined up in the US when if he loses.