When Jolly has a bad day, I have a bad day
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That's not good.
My worst day was 56 units of blood for one person. A drunk tried to light a trash burner heater with gasoline. Gas works better when you pour in a couple of gallons and let the vapors mingle for a few minutes while you hunt a match. Blew the stove up and torched the place. The drunk suffered third degree burns and shrapnel wounds EVERYWHERE.
You know, the guy actually made it for over a month, until finally a raging bacterial infection got him...
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I have a benign tumor in my right knee. It was found in 2016 and is asymptomatic. Thought to be popliteal schwannoma.
It's in the back of the knee.
Ortho guy (who found it) said, "Nope. We're not going anywhere near that. It's really close to all the bleedy things."
My pitcher.
Here's what one looks like in the OR:
***Surgical photo - NOT ME!***
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