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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 1 Dec 2020, 21:21 last edited by
    #67

    They say cancer is hard to beat, but I've only had it a few weeks and already made it to stage 4.

    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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      Mik
      wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 13:44 last edited by
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      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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        Larry
        wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 14:16 last edited by
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        That reminds me of the meme "a friend will lie for you. But a buddy will help you bury the body"

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          George K
          wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 23:20 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 3 Dec 2020, 21:14 last edited by
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            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:10 last edited by
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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:17 last edited by
                #73

                You're a sick fucker.

                I was only joking

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                  5 Dec 2020, 02:10

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                  taiwan_girl
                  wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:20 last edited by
                  #74

                  @jon-nyc I dont get that one either.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:37 last edited by
                    #75

                    Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                    Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      5 Dec 2020, 02:37

                      Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                      Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

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                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:38 last edited by
                      #76

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                      Dude... c'mon.

                      Please love yourself.

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                        5 Dec 2020, 02:17

                        You're a sick fucker.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:38 last edited by
                        #77

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        You're a sick fucker.

                        Hey this is the dark and inappropriate humor thread.

                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:40 last edited by
                          #78

                          Not ashamed to admit I got it and chuckled.

                          The Brad

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            5 Dec 2020, 02:37

                            Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                            Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 12:46 last edited by
                            #79

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                            I didn't know that.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • G George K
                              5 Dec 2020, 12:46

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                              I didn't know that.

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                              Copper
                              wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 13:14 last edited by
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                              @George-K said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                              I didn't know that.

                              I know you guys are joking.

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                              • G George K
                                5 Dec 2020, 12:46

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                                I didn't know that.

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 13:16 last edited by
                                #81

                                @George-K said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                                I didn't know that.

                                Oh come on!

                                The Brad

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 7 Dec 2020, 01:53 last edited by
                                  #82

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                                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                    7 Dec 2020, 01:53

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 7 Dec 2020, 01:57 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      5 Dec 2020, 02:10

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 7 Dec 2020, 21:09 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      That's fucking great.

                                      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 7 Dec 2020, 21:09 last edited by
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                                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 11 Dec 2020, 11:07 last edited by
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                                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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