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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 18:38 last edited by
    #60

    For the man who has everything

    https://www.billysballbags.com/products/ballbag-face-mask?variant=31954836455493

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      25 Nov 2020, 16:43

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      Larry
      wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 19:53 last edited by
      #61

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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      Oh my.....

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:18 last edited by
        #62

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          26 Nov 2020, 02:18

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          Aqua's Sister
          wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:28 last edited by
          #63

          @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

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            26 Nov 2020, 02:28

            @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:30 last edited by
            #64

            @Aqua-s-Sister said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

            No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • J jon-nyc
              26 Nov 2020, 02:30

              @Aqua-s-Sister said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

              No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

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              George K
              wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:32 last edited by
              #65

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

              Ewww....

              @jon-nyc knows that she has sweet tits.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Aqua's Sister
                wrote on 28 Nov 2020, 12:27 last edited by
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 1 Dec 2020, 21:21 last edited by
                  #67

                  They say cancer is hard to beat, but I've only had it a few weeks and already made it to stage 4.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Mik
                    wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 13:44 last edited by
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                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 14:16 last edited by
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                      That reminds me of the meme "a friend will lie for you. But a buddy will help you bury the body"

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                        George K
                        wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 23:20 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 3 Dec 2020, 21:14 last edited by
                          #71

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:10 last edited by
                            #72

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Doctor Phibes
                              wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:17 last edited by
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                              You're a sick fucker.

                              I was only joking

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                                5 Dec 2020, 02:10

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                                taiwan_girl
                                wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:20 last edited by
                                #74

                                @jon-nyc I dont get that one either.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:37 last edited by
                                  #75

                                  Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                                  Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    5 Dec 2020, 02:37

                                    Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                                    Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

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                                    Aqua Letifer
                                    wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:38 last edited by
                                    #76

                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                                    Dude... c'mon.

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                      5 Dec 2020, 02:17

                                      You're a sick fucker.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:38 last edited by
                                      #77

                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      You're a sick fucker.

                                      Hey this is the dark and inappropriate humor thread.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 02:40 last edited by
                                        #78

                                        Not ashamed to admit I got it and chuckled.

                                        The Brad

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                                          5 Dec 2020, 02:37

                                          Actually my kid had to explain it to me.

                                          Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 5 Dec 2020, 12:46 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Apparently part of the Batman backstory is his parents were killed.

                                          I didn't know that.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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