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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
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    #638

    Likely so. That just had to be intentional.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • MikM Away
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      Mik
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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • MikM Mik

        I just saw this logo on an ad. It’s real and I cannot help but wonder who in hell approved it.

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        @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        I just saw this logo on an ad. It’s real and I cannot help but wonder who in hell approved it.

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        My name is jon-nyc and I approve of this message.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          "Strategic 'Man'holes."

          OK, then.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            #642

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
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              #643

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #644

                @jon-nyc too soon?

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #645

                  Rather inappropriate, in fact.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • George KG George K

                    @jon-nyc too soon?

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                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @jon-nyc too soon?

                    Yes, it’s too soon. Which is why it’s in the Dark or Inappropriate Thread!

                    The Brad

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                      George K
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #648

                        Lol

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                            @jon-nyc Florida Woman

                            The Florida Woman charged with receiving oral sex from her dog confessed to the crime and told cops that the male Husky, named Loki, was just “being curious,” according to a felony complaint.

                            Christina Calello, 36, and Geoffrey Springer, 39, were arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual activity involving animals, a felony. Police identified Springer as Calello’s former boyfriend.

                            Investigators say they recently recovered a video--shot by Springer--showing “the animal performing oral sex on his ex girlfriend.” The video was stored on a flash drive in a “folder titled ‘XXX Sex Videos Loki.’”

                            The recording was made in “May/June 2022,” according to a complaint that does not reveal how police obtained Springer’s “personal USB drive.”

                            Springer identified Calello as the woman in the video, according to cops who noted that both Calello and the woman in the clip have a “heart shape tattoo on her hip area.” Additionally, Springer said Calello “has engaged in 30-50 sexual acts with the dog in a time span of 8 years.”

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Makes you want to take up photography.

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                MikM Away
                                Mik
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    George K
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                                    My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

                                    I won't let this defetus.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                                      If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                                        If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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                                        George K
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                                        If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                                        I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                                          Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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