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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:25 last edited by
    #50

    What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

    A family photo

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Larry
      wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:53 last edited by
      #51

      Why can't orphans play baseball....

      They don't know where home is...

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 29 Oct 2020, 16:19 last edited by
        #52

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Mik
          wrote on 30 Oct 2020, 14:05 last edited by
          #53

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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 12 Nov 2020, 21:08 last edited by
            #54

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 10:03 last edited by
              #55

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 15:43 last edited by
                #56

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 18 Nov 2020, 15:48 last edited by
                  #57

                  lol

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 21 Nov 2020, 03:29 last edited by
                    #58

                    Donald Trump Jr. finally passed a test all by himself.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 16:43 last edited by
                      #59

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 18:38 last edited by
                        #60

                        For the man who has everything

                        https://www.billysballbags.com/products/ballbag-face-mask?variant=31954836455493

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          25 Nov 2020, 16:43

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 25 Nov 2020, 19:53 last edited by
                          #61

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Oh my.....

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:18 last edited by
                            #62

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              26 Nov 2020, 02:18

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                              Aqua's Sister
                              wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:28 last edited by
                              #63

                              @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

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                              • Aqua's SisterA Aqua's Sister
                                26 Nov 2020, 02:28

                                @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:30 last edited by
                                #64

                                @Aqua-s-Sister said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

                                No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  26 Nov 2020, 02:30

                                  @Aqua-s-Sister said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  @jon-nyc so, it's not just me....

                                  No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 26 Nov 2020, 02:32 last edited by
                                  #65

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  No, sweet tits, it’s your mom too.

                                  Ewww....

                                  @jon-nyc knows that she has sweet tits.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Aqua's Sister
                                    wrote on 28 Nov 2020, 12:27 last edited by
                                    #66

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 1 Dec 2020, 21:21 last edited by
                                      #67

                                      They say cancer is hard to beat, but I've only had it a few weeks and already made it to stage 4.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 13:44 last edited by
                                        #68

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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 2 Dec 2020, 14:16 last edited by
                                          #69

                                          That reminds me of the meme "a friend will lie for you. But a buddy will help you bury the body"

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