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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    My favorite sex act is the JFK.

    Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

    Still funny, you sick fuck.

    It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

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    @jon-nyc "reprobates" is a word I haven't heard/used in the longest time.

    Stunningly appropriate, though!

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

      They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Link to video

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • MikM Mik

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              @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

              I was only joking

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                        The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                        Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                              Cancer.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                                  Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                    Cancer.

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                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                    Cancer.

                                    The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                                        "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                                        "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                                        "Exactly."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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