The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
My favorite sex act is the JFK.
Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."
Still funny, you sick fuck.
It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.
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What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?
They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”
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@Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....
The Dr says "is she sexually active?"
Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."
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What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
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Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it... -
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.
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Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."
"Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"
"No, Mommy. I'm blind."
"Exactly."
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