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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • G George K
    6 Jun 2022, 23:07

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    My favorite sex act is the JFK.

    Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

    Still funny, you sick fuck.

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:39 last edited by
    #575

    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    My favorite sex act is the JFK.

    Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

    Still funny, you sick fuck.

    It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • J jon-nyc
      6 Jun 2022, 23:39

      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      My favorite sex act is the JFK.

      Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

      Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

      Still funny, you sick fuck.

      It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

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      George K
      wrote on 7 Jun 2022, 00:22 last edited by
      #576

      @jon-nyc "reprobates" is a word I haven't heard/used in the longest time.

      Stunningly appropriate, though!

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 00:16 last edited by
        #577

        What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

        They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • J jon-nyc
          3 Jun 2022, 11:08

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          George K
          wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 22:32 last edited by
          #578

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 17:49 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:43 last edited by
              #580

              Link to video

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • M Mik
                11 Jun 2022, 19:43

                Link to video

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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                @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

                I was only joking

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                  Nunatax
                  wrote on 12 Jun 2022, 18:32 last edited by
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                    George K
                    wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
                    #583

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • G George K
                          29 May 2022, 21:29

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
                          #586

                          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                          The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                          Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                            George K
                            wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
                            #587

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
                              #588

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
                                #589

                                What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                Cancer.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
                                  #590

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
                                    #591

                                    Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                                    Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • J jon-nyc
                                      19 Jun 2022, 22:23

                                      What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                      Cancer.

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                                      Klaus
                                      wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                      Cancer.

                                      The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
                                        #593

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
                                          #594

                                          Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                                          "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                                          "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                                          "Exactly."

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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