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    George K
    wrote on 5 Jun 2022, 20:33 last edited by
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    By the way, if you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 00:11 last edited by
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      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:01 last edited by jon-nyc 6 Jun 2022, 23:02
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        My favorite sex act is the JFK.

        Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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          6 Jun 2022, 23:01

          My favorite sex act is the JFK.

          Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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          George K
          wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:07 last edited by
          #574

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          My favorite sex act is the JFK.

          Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

          Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

          Still funny, you sick fuck.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • G George K
            6 Jun 2022, 23:07

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            My favorite sex act is the JFK.

            Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

            Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

            Still funny, you sick fuck.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:39 last edited by
            #575

            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            My favorite sex act is the JFK.

            Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

            Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

            Still funny, you sick fuck.

            It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

            They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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              6 Jun 2022, 23:39

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              My favorite sex act is the JFK.

              Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

              Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

              Still funny, you sick fuck.

              It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

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              George K
              wrote on 7 Jun 2022, 00:22 last edited by
              #576

              @jon-nyc "reprobates" is a word I haven't heard/used in the longest time.

              Stunningly appropriate, though!

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 00:16 last edited by
                #577

                What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

                They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  3 Jun 2022, 11:08

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                  George K
                  wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 22:32 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 17:49 last edited by
                    #579

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:43 last edited by
                      #580

                      Link to video

                      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                        11 Jun 2022, 19:43

                        Link to video

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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                        @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

                        I was only joking

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                          Nunatax
                          wrote on 12 Jun 2022, 18:32 last edited by
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                            George K
                            wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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                              "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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                                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                  29 May 2022, 21:29

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                                  The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                                  Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
                                      #588

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
                                        #589

                                        What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                        Cancer.

                                        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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