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    George K
    wrote on 5 Jun 2022, 15:28 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 5 Jun 2022, 20:33 last edited by
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      By the way, if you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 00:11 last edited by
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        You were warned.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:01 last edited by jon-nyc 6 Jun 2022, 23:02
          #573

          My favorite sex act is the JFK.

          Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

          You were warned.

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            6 Jun 2022, 23:01

            My favorite sex act is the JFK.

            Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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            George K
            wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:07 last edited by
            #574

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            My favorite sex act is the JFK.

            Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

            Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

            Still funny, you sick fuck.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • G George K
              6 Jun 2022, 23:07

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              My favorite sex act is the JFK.

              Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

              Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

              Still funny, you sick fuck.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 6 Jun 2022, 23:39 last edited by
              #575

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              My favorite sex act is the JFK.

              Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

              Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

              Still funny, you sick fuck.

              It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

              You were warned.

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              • J jon-nyc
                6 Jun 2022, 23:39

                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

                Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

                Still funny, you sick fuck.

                It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

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                George K
                wrote on 7 Jun 2022, 00:22 last edited by
                #576

                @jon-nyc "reprobates" is a word I haven't heard/used in the longest time.

                Stunningly appropriate, though!

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 00:16 last edited by
                  #577

                  What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

                  They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

                  You were warned.

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                    3 Jun 2022, 11:08

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                    George K
                    wrote on 10 Jun 2022, 22:32 last edited by
                    #578

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 17:49 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:43 last edited by
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                        Link to video

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          11 Jun 2022, 19:43

                          Link to video

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                          Doctor Phibes
                          wrote on 11 Jun 2022, 19:59 last edited by
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                          @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

                          I was only joking

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                            Nunatax
                            wrote on 12 Jun 2022, 18:32 last edited by
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                              George K
                              wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
                              #583

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:04 last edited by
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    29 May 2022, 21:29

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                                    The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                                    Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
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                                          What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                                          Cancer.

                                          You were warned.

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