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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
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    #568

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    Only non-witches get due process.

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      Pride Whoppers.

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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          By the way, if you cut Xmas desserts in half, you are probably bisect yule.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
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            #572

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              #573

              My favorite sex act is the JFK.

              Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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                #574

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

                Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

                Still funny, you sick fuck.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                  Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

                  Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

                  Still funny, you sick fuck.

                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
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                  #575

                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                  Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

                  Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

                  Still funny, you sick fuck.

                  It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    My favorite sex act is the JFK.

                    Splattering all over her face as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

                    Well, that's probably the winner of the "Most Inappropriate..."

                    Still funny, you sick fuck.

                    It’s one to separate the true reprobates from the merely roguish.

                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #576

                    @jon-nyc "reprobates" is a word I haven't heard/used in the longest time.

                    Stunningly appropriate, though!

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
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                      #577

                      What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

                      They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        #578

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Mik
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                            Link to video

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              Link to video

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                              Doctor Phibes
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                              @Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

                              I was only joking

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      alt text

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

                                        The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

                                        Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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