The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

What did Jesus say to his apostles on the cross before he died ?

Don't touch my fucking easter eggs il be back on Sunday.

[George K]

[Catseye3]

A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”

Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

[George K]

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[Mik]

[George K]

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[George K]

[George K]

[George K]

Hey, everyone! Good morning!

[George K]

[George K]

“Let them eat fuck shit cake cock"

• Marie Anntourettes

[Aqua Letifer]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

“Let them eat fuck shit cake cock"

• Marie Anntourettes

That is excellent.

[jon-nyc]

So, so forwarded.

[George K]

2 hookers are standing on the corner and one of them says, "We gonna make a lot of money tonight i can smell the dick in the air".

The second one replied "Sorry, I burped"

[jon-nyc]

Link to video

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[jon-nyc]

Did you know pigeons can only have sex once, then they die?

At least the one I fucked