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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Improviso
    wrote on 2 Mar 2022, 14:17 last edited by
    #439

    One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

    Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?

    I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

    I couldn't concentrate on my book.

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    How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

    I almost got up and moved!

    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      George K
      wrote on 3 Mar 2022, 02:10 last edited by
      #440

      Hey, @Aqua-s-Sister!

      Have you read this?

      Or, have you caused this?

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 13:31 last edited by
        #441

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:24 last edited by
          #442

          What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

          2 girls scissoring with the runs.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:25 last edited by
            #443

            Actually that’s my fetish.

            You were warned.

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              George K
              wrote on 7 Mar 2022, 23:04 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 8 Mar 2022, 15:57 last edited by
                #445

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 9 Mar 2022, 03:50 last edited by
                  #446

                  Link to video

                  You were warned.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:08 last edited by jon-nyc 3 Nov 2022, 02:08
                    #447

                    What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                    Walking.

                    You were warned.

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                      11 Mar 2022, 02:08

                      What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                      Walking.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:23 last edited by
                      #448

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                      Walking.

                      OMG that’s great

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:08 last edited by
                        #449

                        image.jpeg

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:25 last edited by
                          #450

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                          You were warned.

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                            11 Mar 2022, 02:23

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                            Walking.

                            OMG that’s great

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                            Horace
                            wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:42 last edited by
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                            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                            Walking.

                            OMG that’s great

                            Walking? Agreed.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:37 last edited by
                              #452

                              Very, VERY, NSFW.

                              Collecting semen from a stud horse is dangerous, very dangerous business. Here's why:

                              click to show


                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Horace
                                wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:39 last edited by
                                #453

                                What was he wearing?

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  13 Mar 2022, 00:39

                                  What was he wearing?

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:42 last edited by
                                  #454

                                  @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  What was he wearing?

                                  The horse? Probably not a condom.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:19 last edited by
                                    #455

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                                    You were warned.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 21:50 last edited by
                                      #456

                                      Hahahahahaaaa

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                                        Klaus
                                        wrote on 14 Mar 2022, 09:25 last edited by
                                        #457

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 18 Mar 2022, 11:07 last edited by
                                          #458

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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