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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Improviso
    wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 12:17 last edited by
    #253

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    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      George K
      wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 14:24 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 15:38 last edited by
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        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 15:40 last edited by
          #256

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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 19:17 last edited by
            #257

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            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              George K
              wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 21:41 last edited by
              #258

              Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

              I mean, who would actually rent this?

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Improviso
                wrote on 22 Nov 2021, 10:56 last edited by
                #259

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                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                • G George K
                  20 Nov 2021, 21:41

                  Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

                  I mean, who would actually rent this?

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                  Ivorythumper
                  wrote on 22 Nov 2021, 12:51 last edited by
                  #260

                  @george-k I guess people who aren't wealthy retired doctors who can afford to buy?

                  :man-shrugging:

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                    George K
                    wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:12 last edited by
                    #261

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:27 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        23 Nov 2021, 17:12

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 19:56 last edited by
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                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        OK, I recognize 6 of the 9.

                        Who are B1, C2 and C3?

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                          George K
                          wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 00:26 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Ivorythumper
                            wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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                              George K
                              wrote on 29 Nov 2021, 12:01 last edited by
                              #266

                              I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  1 Dec 2021, 12:38

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 13:23 last edited by
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                                  @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
                                    #269

                                    I’m telling HR….

                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
                                      #270

                                      Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

                                      They rowboat them.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
                                          #272

                                          What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

                                          A family photo.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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