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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Improviso
    wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 12:17 last edited by
    #252

    😂

    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      Improviso
      wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 12:17 last edited by
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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        George K
        wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 14:24 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 15:38 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 15:40 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 19:17 last edited by
              #257

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                George K
                wrote on 20 Nov 2021, 21:41 last edited by
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                Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

                I mean, who would actually rent this?

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Improviso
                  wrote on 22 Nov 2021, 10:56 last edited by
                  #259

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                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  • G George K
                    20 Nov 2021, 21:41

                    Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

                    I mean, who would actually rent this?

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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on 22 Nov 2021, 12:51 last edited by
                    #260

                    @george-k I guess people who aren't wealthy retired doctors who can afford to buy?

                    :man-shrugging:

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                      George K
                      wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:12 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:27 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          23 Nov 2021, 17:12

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                          Klaus
                          wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 19:56 last edited by
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                          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          OK, I recognize 6 of the 9.

                          Who are B1, C2 and C3?

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                            George K
                            wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 00:26 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Ivorythumper
                              wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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                                George K
                                wrote on 29 Nov 2021, 12:01 last edited by
                                #266

                                I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 12:38 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    1 Dec 2021, 12:38

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 13:23 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
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                                      I’m telling HR….

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
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                                        Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

                                        They rowboat them.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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