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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 13:17 last edited by
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    Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’

    I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’

    She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’

    ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Larry
      wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 14:07 last edited by
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      Bahahahaaaaa!!

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        George K
        wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 21:30 last edited by
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        The more you know...

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 21:52 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:15 last edited by
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            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              8 Aug 2021, 21:30

              The more you know...

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              Larry
              wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:38 last edited by
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              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              The more you know...

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              A tablespoon???????

              A TABLESPOON??????

              Nah

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                Larry
                wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:40 last edited by
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                What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                There's twenty of them...

                Yeah, I know......

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                  16 Aug 2021, 01:40

                  What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                  There's twenty of them...

                  Yeah, I know......

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                  George K
                  wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:57 last edited by
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                  @larry that's a Michael Jackson joke, iirc.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Nunatax
                    wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 08:10 last edited by
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                      Improviso
                      wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 10:56 last edited by
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                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 10:57 last edited by
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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Improviso
                          wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 09:33 last edited by
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                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                            17 Aug 2021, 09:33

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 15:01 last edited by
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                            @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Nice…That’s pretty much offensive to all of the victim groups!

                            The Brad

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                              George K
                              wrote on 18 Aug 2021, 19:58 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 18 Aug 2021, 20:37 last edited by
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 21 Aug 2021, 12:23 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    bachophile
                                    wrote on 22 Aug 2021, 16:44 last edited by
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                                      bachophile
                                      wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 10:29 last edited by
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                                      not that I have any problem with religious faith but I find the box on the lower left a bit troubling.

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                                        23 Aug 2021, 10:29

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                                        not that I have any problem with religious faith but I find the box on the lower left a bit troubling.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 11:33 last edited by
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                                        @bachophile

                                        https://lindafinegold.com

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          23 Aug 2021, 10:29

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                                          not that I have any problem with religious faith but I find the box on the lower left a bit troubling.

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 11:33 last edited by
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                                          @bachophile said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          not that I have any problem with religious faith but I find the box on the lower left a bit troubling.

                                          Look at the middle bottom. It’s a gag. Not a @jon-nyc type of gag, but a joke…

                                          The Brad

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