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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:22 last edited by
    #168

    What's the difference between me and cancer?

    My dad didn't beat cancer.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:34 last edited by
      #169

      You’re going straight to hell. lol

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        George K
        wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 11:40 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 14:43 last edited by
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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:24 last edited by
            #172

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:56 last edited by
              #173

              Ruh-roh. 😆

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                George K
                wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 12:18 last edited by
                #174

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 13:17 last edited by
                  #175

                  Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’

                  I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’

                  She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’

                  ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 14:07 last edited by
                    #176

                    Bahahahaaaaa!!

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                      George K
                      wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 21:30 last edited by
                      #177

                      The more you know...

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 21:52 last edited by
                        #178

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:15 last edited by
                          #179

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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            8 Aug 2021, 21:30

                            The more you know...

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:38 last edited by
                            #180

                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            The more you know...

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                            A tablespoon???????

                            A TABLESPOON??????

                            Nah

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:40 last edited by
                              #181

                              What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                              There's twenty of them...

                              Yeah, I know......

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                                16 Aug 2021, 01:40

                                What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                                There's twenty of them...

                                Yeah, I know......

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                                George K
                                wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:57 last edited by
                                #182

                                @larry that's a Michael Jackson joke, iirc.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Nunatax
                                  wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 08:10 last edited by
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                                    Improviso
                                    wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 10:56 last edited by
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                                    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 10:57 last edited by
                                      #185

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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 09:33 last edited by
                                        #186

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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          17 Aug 2021, 09:33

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 15:01 last edited by
                                          #187

                                          @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          Nice…That’s pretty much offensive to all of the victim groups!

                                          The Brad

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