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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 3 Jul 2021, 12:57 last edited by
    #164

    Breathalyzer.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 16:27 last edited by
      #165

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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Larry
        wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 01:18 last edited by
        #166

        Today's Olympians.,,,

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          George K
          wrote on 17 Jul 2021, 11:22 last edited by
          #167

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:22 last edited by
            #168

            What's the difference between me and cancer?

            My dad didn't beat cancer.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:34 last edited by
              #169

              You’re going straight to hell. lol

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                George K
                wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 11:40 last edited by
                #170

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 14:43 last edited by
                  #171

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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    George K
                    wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:24 last edited by
                    #172

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:56 last edited by
                      #173

                      Ruh-roh. 😆

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        George K
                        wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 12:18 last edited by
                        #174

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 13:17 last edited by
                          #175

                          Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’

                          I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’

                          She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’

                          ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 14:07 last edited by
                            #176

                            Bahahahaaaaa!!

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                              George K
                              wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 21:30 last edited by
                              #177

                              The more you know...

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 21:52 last edited by
                                #178

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:15 last edited by
                                  #179

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • George KG George K
                                    8 Aug 2021, 21:30

                                    The more you know...

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:38 last edited by
                                    #180

                                    @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    The more you know...

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                                    A tablespoon???????

                                    A TABLESPOON??????

                                    Nah

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:40 last edited by
                                      #181

                                      What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                                      There's twenty of them...

                                      Yeah, I know......

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                                        16 Aug 2021, 01:40

                                        What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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                                        There's twenty of them...

                                        Yeah, I know......

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:57 last edited by
                                        #182

                                        @larry that's a Michael Jackson joke, iirc.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Nunatax
                                          wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 08:10 last edited by
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