The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

George K · wrote on 2 Jul 2021, 22:03

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

George K · wrote on 3 Jul 2021, 12:57

Breathalyzer.

Mik · wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 16:27

Larry · wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 01:18

Today's Olympians.,,,

George K · wrote on 17 Jul 2021, 11:22

George K · wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:22

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

jon-nyc · wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:34

You’re going straight to hell. lol

George K · wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 11:40

Mik · wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 14:43

George K · wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:24

Catseye3 · wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:56

Ruh-roh.

George K · wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 12:18

George K · wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 13:17

Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’

I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’

She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’

‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”

Larry · wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 14:07

Bahahahaaaaa!!

George K · 16 Aug 2021, 01:38

The more you know...

George K · wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 21:52

jon-nyc · wrote on 16 Aug 2021, 01:15

Larry · replied to George K on 16 Aug 2021, 01:38

The more you know...

A tablespoon???????

A TABLESPOON??????

Nah

Larry · 16 Aug 2021, 01:57

What's so great about sex with twenty eight year olds....

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There's twenty of them...

Yeah, I know......

George K · replied to Larry on 16 Aug 2021, 01:57

@larry that's a Michael Jackson joke, iirc.

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