The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Renauda]

@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Read this carefully and discover that it's a story of a motorcycle cop getting injured in a funeral procession for a deceased motorcycle officer, who was killed in a funeral procession. God has a dark sense of humor.

Some might attribute it to Theodicy. I would not but others might. I call it bad luck. Nothing more.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

It'd be a fat, ugly unfuckable <other gender here> too. Accept your fate and get a haircut and a gym membership.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

I’m laughing. I’ll probably go to hell for it but I am.

[jon-nyc]

At school my favorite lesson was PE, probably because I had the biggest cock. I used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs.

Looking back I think that’s probably why I had to leave teaching.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

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[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

Hahahaha

[Mik]

The Euthanasia Coaster is a conceptual design for a steel roller coaster intended solely as a means of euthanasia.

This idea was devised in 2010 and realized as a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a Lithuanian artist pursuing a PhD at the Royal College of Art in London.

With a background in amusement park operations, Urbonas described his creation as a way to end lives with a sense of "elegance and euphoria."

[jon-nyc]

@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hahahaha

I laughed harder than I probably should have when I saw that.

[Mik]

Me too. God I loved road head. You knew you were way out there on the crazy hot scale.

[Mik]

It could become an option on cars. Bet it would be popular.

[jon-nyc]

@Mik

Sorry to hear you using that in the past tense. Maybe you need a Tesla robot.

[Mik]

Don’t give me that crap. You married her and you know why brides smile on their wedding day.