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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Offline
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    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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    • HoraceH Horace

      Read this carefully and discover that it's a story of a motorcycle cop getting injured in a funeral procession for a deceased motorcycle officer, who was killed in a funeral procession. God has a dark sense of humor.

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      @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Read this carefully and discover that it's a story of a motorcycle cop getting injured in a funeral procession for a deceased motorcycle officer, who was killed in a funeral procession. God has a dark sense of humor.

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      Some might attribute it to Theodicy. I would not but others might. I call it bad luck. Nothing more.

      Elbows up!

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          It'd be a fat, ugly unfuckable <other gender here> too. Accept your fate and get a haircut and a gym membership.

          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              I’m laughing. I’ll probably go to hell for it but I am.

              "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                At school my favorite lesson was PE, probably because I had the biggest cock. I used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs.

                Looking back I think that’s probably why I had to leave teaching.

                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                            "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                Hahahaha

                                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                  The Euthanasia Coaster is a conceptual design for a steel roller coaster intended solely as a means of euthanasia.

                                  This idea was devised in 2010 and realized as a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a Lithuanian artist pursuing a PhD at the Royal College of Art in London.

                                  With a background in amusement park operations, Urbonas described his creation as a way to end lives with a sense of "elegance and euphoria."

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                                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                  • MikM Mik

                                    Hahahaha

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                                    @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    Hahahaha

                                    I laughed harder than I probably should have when I saw that.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      Me too. God I loved road head. You knew you were way out there on the crazy hot scale.

                                      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                        It could become an option on cars. Bet it would be popular.

                                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                        • MikM Mik

                                          Me too. God I loved road head. You knew you were way out there on the crazy hot scale.

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                                          @Mik

                                          Sorry to hear you using that in the past tense. Maybe you need a Tesla robot.

                                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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