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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 14 May 2021, 12:18 last edited by
    #156

    Coffee. Everywhere.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 27 May 2021, 11:11 last edited by
      #157

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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 20 Jun 2021, 18:56 last edited by
        #158

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        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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          20 Jun 2021, 18:56

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          George K
          wrote on 20 Jun 2021, 20:14 last edited by
          #159

          @jon-nyc so, a pearl necklace would have been inappropriate, is that what you're saying?

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 26 Jun 2021, 12:39 last edited by
            #160

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 26 Jun 2021, 12:39 last edited by
              #161

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 2 Jul 2021, 11:18 last edited by
                #162

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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  George K
                  wrote on 2 Jul 2021, 22:03 last edited by
                  #163

                  Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 3 Jul 2021, 12:57 last edited by
                    #164

                    Breathalyzer.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 16:27 last edited by
                      #165

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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 01:18 last edited by
                        #166

                        Today's Olympians.,,,

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Jul 2021, 11:22 last edited by
                          #167

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:22 last edited by
                            #168

                            What's the difference between me and cancer?

                            My dad didn't beat cancer.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 22 Jul 2021, 12:34 last edited by
                              #169

                              You’re going straight to hell. lol

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                George K
                                wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 11:40 last edited by
                                #170

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 27 Jul 2021, 14:43 last edited by
                                  #171

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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:24 last edited by
                                    #172

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 31 Jul 2021, 19:56 last edited by
                                      #173

                                      Ruh-roh. 😆

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 12:18 last edited by
                                        #174

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 13:17 last edited by
                                          #175

                                          Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’

                                          I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’

                                          She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’

                                          ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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