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Coffee. Everywhere.
@jon-nyc so, a pearl necklace would have been inappropriate, is that what you're saying?
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Breathalyzer.
Today's Olympians.,,,
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
You’re going straight to hell. lol
Ruh-roh.
Was having dinner with the in laws and the MIL said ’How many potatoes would you like?’
I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’
She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’
‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cunt”
