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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 23 Nov 2024, 12:28 last edited by
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    The Doctor messed up my vasectomy.

    Atleast I’m assuming he did because he told me we “wouldn’t have kids anymore”. Well when I got home all 3 were still there.

    =-=-=-=-=

    When I got a vasectomy, I thought I wouldn't be able to have any more kids, but apparently it just changes their color.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 24 Nov 2024, 14:30 last edited by
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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Mik
        wrote on 26 Nov 2024, 15:28 last edited by
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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          Mik
          wrote on 29 Nov 2024, 20:04 last edited by
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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 13:50 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 20:18 last edited by
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                Tom-K
                wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 23:37 last edited by
                #1546

                Link to video

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                  3 Dec 2024, 23:37

                  Link to video

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:48 last edited by
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                  @Tom-K 😄

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • M Mik
                    4 Dec 2024, 00:48

                    @Tom-K 😄

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                    George K
                    wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:49 last edited by
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                    @Mik damn good to have @Tom-K around, isn't it?

                    Remember Tom's Friday posts?

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:23 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        Mik
                        wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:35 last edited by
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                        That’s dark AND inappropriate. Twofer!

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          10 Dec 2024, 21:23

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                          George K
                          wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:03 last edited by
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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Jesus Christ on a sufboard.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:12 last edited by
                            #1552

                            This crossed a line.

                            The Brad

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                            • L LuFins Dad
                              10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                              This crossed a line.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:15 last edited by
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                              @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              This crossed a line.

                              A vertical one, at that.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • L LuFins Dad
                                10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                                This crossed a line.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:05 last edited by
                                #1554

                                @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                This crossed a line.

                                I looked under my desk just now and I don’t see any lines.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  10 Dec 2024, 22:15

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  This crossed a line.

                                  A vertical one, at that.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:46 last edited by
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                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  This crossed a line.

                                  A vertical one, at that.

                                  😆😆😆😆😆

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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                                    I think I just won the Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread.

                                    Good game guys.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      Nunatax
                                      wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 06:47 last edited by
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                                      You guys are cracking me up

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 12 Dec 2024, 01:48 last edited by
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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 12 Dec 2024, 14:26 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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