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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 22 Nov 2024, 19:16 last edited by
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      George K
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      The Doctor messed up my vasectomy.

      Atleast I’m assuming he did because he told me we “wouldn’t have kids anymore”. Well when I got home all 3 were still there.

      =-=-=-=-=

      When I got a vasectomy, I thought I wouldn't be able to have any more kids, but apparently it just changes their color.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 24 Nov 2024, 14:30 last edited by
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          Mik
          wrote on 26 Nov 2024, 15:28 last edited by
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          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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            Mik
            wrote on 29 Nov 2024, 20:04 last edited by
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            "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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              George K
              wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 13:50 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 20:18 last edited by
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                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                  Tom-K
                  wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 23:37 last edited by
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                  Link to video

                  Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                  • T Tom-K
                    3 Dec 2024, 23:37

                    Link to video

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:48 last edited by
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                    @Tom-K 😄

                    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                    • M Mik
                      4 Dec 2024, 00:48

                      @Tom-K 😄

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                      George K
                      wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:49 last edited by
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                      @Mik damn good to have @Tom-K around, isn't it?

                      Remember Tom's Friday posts?

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:23 last edited by
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                          Mik
                          wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:35 last edited by
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                          That’s dark AND inappropriate. Twofer!

                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                            10 Dec 2024, 21:23

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                            George K
                            wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:03 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                            Jesus Christ on a sufboard.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:12 last edited by
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                              This crossed a line.

                              The Brad

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                              • L LuFins Dad
                                10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                                This crossed a line.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:15 last edited by
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                                @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                This crossed a line.

                                A vertical one, at that.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • L LuFins Dad
                                  10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                                  This crossed a line.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:05 last edited by
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                                  @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  This crossed a line.

                                  I looked under my desk just now and I don’t see any lines.

                                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                  • G George K
                                    10 Dec 2024, 22:15

                                    @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    This crossed a line.

                                    A vertical one, at that.

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:46 last edited by
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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    This crossed a line.

                                    A vertical one, at that.

                                    😆😆😆😆😆

                                    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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                                      I think I just won the Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread.

                                      Good game guys.

                                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                        Nunatax
                                        wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 06:47 last edited by
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                                        You guys are cracking me up

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 12 Dec 2024, 01:48 last edited by
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                                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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