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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 22 Nov 2024, 18:48 last edited by
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    πŸ˜„

    β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 22 Nov 2024, 19:16 last edited by
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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        George K
        wrote on 23 Nov 2024, 12:28 last edited by
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        The Doctor messed up my vasectomy.

        Atleast I’m assuming he did because he told me we β€œwouldn’t have kids anymore”. Well when I got home all 3 were still there.

        =-=-=-=-=

        When I got a vasectomy, I thought I wouldn't be able to have any more kids, but apparently it just changes their color.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 24 Nov 2024, 14:30 last edited by
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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            Mik
            wrote on 26 Nov 2024, 15:28 last edited by
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            β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              Mik
              wrote on 29 Nov 2024, 20:04 last edited by
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              β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                George K
                wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 13:50 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 20:18 last edited by
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                  β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    Tom-K
                    wrote on 3 Dec 2024, 23:37 last edited by
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                    Link to video

                    Flushing the toilet is like practicing the piano; you just cannot go too long without doing it.--Axtremus

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                      3 Dec 2024, 23:37

                      Link to video

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:48 last edited by
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                      @Tom-K πŸ˜„

                      β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • M Mik
                        4 Dec 2024, 00:48

                        @Tom-K πŸ˜„

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                        George K
                        wrote on 4 Dec 2024, 00:49 last edited by
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                        @Mik damn good to have @Tom-K around, isn't it?

                        Remember Tom's Friday posts?

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:23 last edited by
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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 21:35 last edited by
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                            That’s dark AND inappropriate. Twofer!

                            β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              10 Dec 2024, 21:23

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                              George K
                              wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:03 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Jesus Christ on a sufboard.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:12 last edited by
                                #1552

                                This crossed a line.

                                The Brad

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                                • L LuFins Dad
                                  10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                                  This crossed a line.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 22:15 last edited by
                                  #1553

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  This crossed a line.

                                  A vertical one, at that.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • L LuFins Dad
                                    10 Dec 2024, 22:12

                                    This crossed a line.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:05 last edited by
                                    #1554

                                    @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    This crossed a line.

                                    I looked under my desk just now and I don’t see any lines.

                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    • G George K
                                      10 Dec 2024, 22:15

                                      @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      This crossed a line.

                                      A vertical one, at that.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 10 Dec 2024, 23:46 last edited by
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                                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      This crossed a line.

                                      A vertical one, at that.

                                      πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

                                      β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 00:10 last edited by
                                        #1556

                                        I think I just won the Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread.

                                        Good game guys.

                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          Nunatax
                                          wrote on 11 Dec 2024, 06:47 last edited by
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                                          You guys are cracking me up

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