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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 1 Jan 2024, 23:49 last edited by
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    Not making this up:

    https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-GG812-V-Shaped-Asphalt/dp/B00BQTUM3O/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1H8F5S9U265HV&keywords=kraft+tool+gg812&qid=1704152938&sprefix=kraft+tool+gg812%2Caps%2C127&sr=8-1

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 2 Jan 2024, 17:40 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 2 Jan 2024, 21:57 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 3 Jan 2024, 22:28 last edited by
          #1226

          Link to video

          Only non-witches get due process.

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            Mik
            wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 19:50 last edited by
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            Boy, that smelled like desperation.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 20:44 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                4 Jan 2024, 20:44

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                George K
                wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 21:01 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc since you went there...

                There are SO many more....

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 22:52 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Mik
                    wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 23:03 last edited by
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                    😆😆😆😆

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      4 Jan 2024, 20:44

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                      George K
                      wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 01:21 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      AI to the rescue...

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 09:39 last edited by
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                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 12:16 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 14:48 last edited by George K 1 May 2024, 14:48
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 7 Jan 2024, 19:49 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 11 Jan 2024, 02:27 last edited by
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                                Yo mama so ugly....

                                Your daddy wakes up everyday with morning wouldn't.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 12 Jan 2024, 01:46 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:19 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:29 last edited by
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                                      That’s about the same size as my car.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:56 last edited by
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                                        My mother's 81-year-old friend has a 59-year-old live-in boyfriend and I told my wife I found this suspicious because the man doesn't have a job.

                                        And she said: Yes, he does.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 21:24 last edited by
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                                          I debated which thread this belonged in. alt text

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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