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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 1 Jan 2024, 23:37 last edited by
    #1222

    That’s hilarious

    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      George K
      wrote on 1 Jan 2024, 23:49 last edited by
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      Not making this up:

      https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Tool-GG812-V-Shaped-Asphalt/dp/B00BQTUM3O/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1H8F5S9U265HV&keywords=kraft+tool+gg812&qid=1704152938&sprefix=kraft+tool+gg812%2Caps%2C127&sr=8-1

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 2 Jan 2024, 17:40 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 2 Jan 2024, 21:57 last edited by
          #1225

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 3 Jan 2024, 22:28 last edited by
            #1226

            Link to video

            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
            -Cormac McCarthy

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              Mik
              wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 19:50 last edited by
              #1227

              Boy, that smelled like desperation.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 20:44 last edited by
                #1228

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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  4 Jan 2024, 20:44

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                  George K
                  wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 21:01 last edited by
                  #1229

                  @jon-nyc since you went there...

                  There are SO many more....

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 22:52 last edited by
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 4 Jan 2024, 23:03 last edited by
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                      😆😆😆😆

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        4 Jan 2024, 20:44

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                        George K
                        wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 01:21 last edited by
                        #1232

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        AI to the rescue...

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 09:39 last edited by
                          #1233

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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 12:16 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 5 Jan 2024, 14:48 last edited by George K 1 May 2024, 14:48
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 7 Jan 2024, 19:49 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 11 Jan 2024, 02:27 last edited by
                                  #1237

                                  Yo mama so ugly....

                                  Your daddy wakes up everyday with morning wouldn't.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 12 Jan 2024, 01:46 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:19 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Horace
                                        wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:29 last edited by
                                        #1240

                                        That’s about the same size as my car.

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 13 Jan 2024, 02:56 last edited by
                                          #1241

                                          My mother's 81-year-old friend has a 59-year-old live-in boyfriend and I told my wife I found this suspicious because the man doesn't have a job.

                                          And she said: Yes, he does.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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