The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

Got the (Romanian) gf a 23andMe test for her birthday.

I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

Actually, in your sock might be even safer. I worked with a guy who never left his wallet in the locker of the OR changing room. Stuffed it into his sock.

[George K]

[George K]

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[George K]

Get your mind out of the gutter.

[George K]

I don't care if it's fake. Still funny af.

[George K]

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

[George K]

If you think this is about anything other than a Christmas tree, you're a pervert.

[jon-nyc]

For Larry.

[Mik]

[Axtremus]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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Clearly doctored photograph; the woman’s breasts do not “hang” right given her position relative to gravity.

[jon-nyc]

Yeah that’s the only improbable thing about the photo. Good catch, Ax.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Gives a whole new meaning to the words ‘Gaza Strip’.

[jon-nyc]

What do drinking non-alcoholic beer and licking your sister-in-law’s pussy have in common?

They both taste fine but still it’s just wrong.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What do drinking non-alcoholic beer and licking your sister-in-law’s pussy have in common?

They both taste fine but still it’s just wrong.

Moderator!

[George K]