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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:15 last edited by
    #1169

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      George K
      wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:18 last edited by
      #1170

      The Lego is halal....

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:31 last edited by
        #1171

        Got the (Romanian) gf a 23andMe test for her birthday.

        I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          25 Nov 2023, 15:31

          Got the (Romanian) gf a 23andMe test for her birthday.

          I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

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          George K
          wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:39 last edited by
          #1172

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

          Actually, in your sock might be even safer. I worked with a guy who never left his wallet in the locker of the OR changing room. Stuffed it into his sock.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:57 last edited by
            #1173

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 26 Nov 2023, 00:36 last edited by
              #1174

              NSFW

              ***NSFW content***

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 2 Dec 2023, 12:19 last edited by
                #1175

                Get your mind out of the gutter.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 2 Dec 2023, 12:33 last edited by George K 12 Feb 2023, 12:34
                  #1176

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                  I don't care if it's fake. Still funny af.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 3 Dec 2023, 02:27 last edited by
                    #1177

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 3 Dec 2023, 20:49 last edited by
                      #1178

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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 4 Dec 2023, 03:02 last edited by
                        #1179

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          George K
                          wrote on 5 Dec 2023, 19:17 last edited by
                          #1180

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Dec 2023, 19:18 last edited by
                            #1181

                            If you think this is about anything other than a Christmas tree, you're a pervert.

                            Screenshot 2023-12-05 at 1.17.53 PM.png

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 22:20 last edited by
                              #1182

                              For Larry.

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Mik
                                wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 16:33 last edited by
                                #1183

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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  26 Nov 2023, 00:36

                                  NSFW

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                                  Axtremus
                                  wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 16:53 last edited by
                                  #1184

                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  NSFW

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                                  Clearly doctored photograph; the woman’s breasts do not “hang” right given her position relative to gravity.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 16:54 last edited by
                                    #1185

                                    Yeah that’s the only improbable thing about the photo. Good catch, Ax.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 21:32 last edited by
                                      #1186

                                      Screenshot 2023-12-11 at 2.57.54 PM.png

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 23:34 last edited by jon-nyc 12 Nov 2023, 23:34
                                        #1187

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                                        Gives a whole new meaning to the words ‘Gaza Strip’.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 12 Dec 2023, 23:13 last edited by jon-nyc 12 Dec 2023, 23:22
                                          #1188

                                          What do drinking non-alcoholic beer and licking your sister-in-law’s pussy have in common?

                                          They both taste fine but still it’s just wrong.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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