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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 20 Nov 2023, 21:06 last edited by Mik
    #1158

    Mad Mac needs to change his name to Dr. Frankenstein.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      taiwan_girl
      wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 10:54 last edited by
      #1159

      That was a tick? Looked very huge!

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        George K
        wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 13:14 last edited by
        #1160

        Everything you needed to know...

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 14:01 last edited by
          #1161

          I think we all had intuited that but nice to see it all laid out for us.

          Only non-witches get due process.

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            Horace
            wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 15:50 last edited by
            #1162

            I was anticipating him taking a bite out of one at the end, you know, for the clicks.

            Education is extremely important.

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              George K
              wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 22:37 last edited by
              #1163

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 21 Nov 2023, 23:38 last edited by
                #1164

                I love this thread.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  George K
                  wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 18:35 last edited by
                  #1165

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 20:09 last edited by
                    #1166

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:15 last edited by
                      #1167

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:15 last edited by
                        #1168

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:15 last edited by
                          #1169

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 24 Nov 2023, 21:18 last edited by
                            #1170

                            The Lego is halal....

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:31 last edited by
                              #1171

                              Got the (Romanian) gf a 23andMe test for her birthday.

                              I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                25 Nov 2023, 15:31

                                Got the (Romanian) gf a 23andMe test for her birthday.

                                I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:39 last edited by
                                #1172

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                I told her if it comes back more than 2% Gypsy I’m going to start keeping my wallet in my front pocket.

                                Actually, in your sock might be even safer. I worked with a guy who never left his wallet in the locker of the OR changing room. Stuffed it into his sock.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 25 Nov 2023, 15:57 last edited by
                                  #1173

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 26 Nov 2023, 00:36 last edited by
                                    #1174

                                    NSFW

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 2 Dec 2023, 12:19 last edited by
                                      #1175

                                      Get your mind out of the gutter.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 2 Dec 2023, 12:33 last edited by George K 12 Feb 2023, 12:34
                                        #1176

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                                        I don't care if it's fake. Still funny af.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 3 Dec 2023, 02:27 last edited by
                                          #1177

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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