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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #106

    I would have said gametes but still...

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      I would have said gametes but still...

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      LuFins Dad
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      #107

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      I would have said gametes but still...

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      He was a Psychiatrist and a Pediatrician. Isn’t that wonderful?

      Just about every seriously messed up person I know majored in Psychiatry.

      The Brad

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        jon-nyc
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        #108

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ Offline
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          jon-nyc
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          #109

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Mik
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            #110

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              jon-nyc
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              #111

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                AndyD
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                #112

                Two wives go for a girls’ night out, both get drunk, start walking home but have to pee.
                They stop at a cemetery, but there’s nothing to wipe with, so one uses her panties, the other grabs a wreath off a grave!
                Next morning one husband calls the other and says “No more girls’ nights out, my wife came back with no panties."
                The other husband says “You think that’s bad, mine came back with a card in her crack that read ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, we’ll never forget you’ "

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #113

                  Ha - I posted that the other day in the 'So' thread.

                  We probably got it from the same viral audio feed.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • HoraceH Offline
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                    Horace
                    wrote on last edited by Horace
                    #114

                    Reminds me of the documentary I watched recently called "Time". A black man and wife, the wife apparently pregnant with twins, attempted an armed robbery of a bank. It was never described. The woman accepted a plea deal and got out in 4 years. The man did not accept the deal and was sentenced to 60 years. The woman is very intelligent, is a slam poetry type. She spent most of the documentary doing slam poetry about the bigotry of the system, which she not only analogized with slavery, but actually identified with it. She's a prison abolitionist. She made at least one really smart kid. She made some others while her husband was in prison doing his "time", which was never explained in the documentary. Eventually he was granted clemency after 20 years, again which was never explained. He got out and he and his wife had sex in the limo on the way from the jail. She rented a limo. The documentary got 98% positive from Rotten Tomatoes critics, and 44% from audience critics. This is because racism, of course. Also the executive producers of the film included the Steve Jobs billionaire heiress and one other prominent white heir. So much guilt, so little money.

                    The amazon reviews (not the critic reviews) were interesting to read. I only watched it because it was recommended by someone I (previously) trusted.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      #115

                      Did you turn off in disgust as the end credits started to roll?

                      That's what I always do with filth.

                      I was only joking

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                        Did you turn off in disgust as the end credits started to roll?

                        That's what I always do with filth.

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                        Horace
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                        #116

                        @doctor-phibes said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Did you turn off in disgust as the end credits started to roll?

                        That's what I always do with filth.

                        You think I shy away from stuff on the other side?

                        I would love it if someone else on this forum had watched it and told me what they think. I'm pretty positive what everybody on WTF would think. I just want to see where on the continuum my perspective may lie.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • Doctor PhibesD Online
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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          #117

                          Personally, I shy away from shite.

                          My brother gave me Fahrenheit 9/11, and I never made it to the end, despite it being a gift from my brother. I returned the favour by getting him a book by P. J. O'Rourke.

                          I was only joking

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                          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                            Personally, I shy away from shite.

                            My brother gave me Fahrenheit 9/11, and I never made it to the end, despite it being a gift from my brother. I returned the favour by getting him a book by P. J. O'Rourke.

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                            @doctor-phibes said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Personally, I shy away from shite.

                            My brother gave me Fahrenheit 9/11, and I never made it to the end, despite it being a gift from my brother. I returned the favour by getting him a book by P. J. O'Rourke.

                            I take political ideas and messaging seriously, and I try to understand them. They are, actually, important.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              Doctor Phibes
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                              #119

                              If I watch all that stuff, I'm never going to have time to fit in the music practice and computer games, not necessarily in that order.

                              I was only joking

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                                Horace
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #120

                                This documentary was recommended to me by a national podcast which is comedic and completely non political. Then I watched it. Then I looked at the professional critics reviews, then I looked at the audience reviews. I thought it was interesting.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                • MikM Offline
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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #121

                                  Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • MikM Mik

                                    Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

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                                    #122

                                    @mik said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

                                    In medical school, our cadaver's name was "Earnest."

                                    As in "Digging in...."

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Copper
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                                      #123

                                      What do you call a guy on the front porch with no arms and no legs?

                                      Matt.

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                                      • CopperC Offline
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                                        Copper
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #124

                                        Knock, Knock

                                        Who's there?

                                        It's not Matt.

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                                          Knock, Knock

                                          Who's there?

                                          It's not Matt.

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                                          brenda
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                                          #125

                                          @copper said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Knock, Knock

                                          Who's there?

                                          It's not Matt.

                                          Copper, my hubby loves those types of jokes. 😄

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