The Pros and Cons of Public Schools
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Pro: Extracurricular activities
Con: THE RECORDER
Pro: Team sports
Con: Your daughter just got mauled on the soccer field by a giant dude named Stephanie
Pro: You don't have to make lunches for your kids every day
Con: The lunch they get consists mostly of cardboard and glue particles
Pro: Always have a nurse on call
Con: The nurse has a drawer labeled "Puberty" with an "X" drawn over it
Pro: They get to meet new kids
Con: Their new friend taught them how to make meth in the school bathroom
Pro: Socialization
Con: Socialism
Pro: Teachers who love kids
Con: Ugh! Not that way! Nooo!
Pro: Free childcare
Con: Free tampons in the boys' bathroom
Pro: Zebra cakes
Con: Juvenile Diabetes
Pro: They'll be like all the other kids
Con: All the other kids are gay commies
Pro: Their teacher has a website where students can reach them outside school hours
Con: It's OnlyFans
