Girl is afraid of the cock.

[George K]

[Jolly]

I hope this is learned behavior and all in fun. Or...A rooster that size probably has spurs an inch long...That would hurt.

[George K]

C'mon. It's a great thread title, isn't it?

Gimme some credit, you losers.

[Mik]

I’ll give you credit. It was so good I couldn’t begin to riff off it.

[Horace]

I thought it was a good thread title, but then I realized that “cock” is actually a slang for “penis”, and I was mortified at the double meaning. I had fallen into a trap of language, and I felt betrayed.

[George K]

@Horace said in Girl is afraid of the cock.:

I had fallen into a trap of language, and I felt betrayed.

And you won't feel safe until I'm in prison.

[Jolly]

So, what's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac?

One goes cock-a-doodle-doo and the other goes any-cock-will-do.