At the dermatologist
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I had my first visit with a dermatologist today. Just routine stuff - he froze a thingie on my forehead, but all is good otherwise.
As he's doing the very thorough exam, I said, "You must see some pretty gross shit."
"Yeah, all kinds of pus and stuff. But you know what's the grossest?
The middle aged white guy who lives on the North Shore who comes in in May, He thinks, 'It's a gorgeous day for me to ride my bike downtown,' and he comes in all sweaty and stuff. Makes me want to puke. For the love of Jesus, take a shower and DRIVE!"