President Poopy Pants

[George K]

Sez the guy with small "hands."

C'mon Ted, be better.

[Aqua Letifer]

Scott Morrison, take note.

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in President Poopy Pants:

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Sez the guy with small "hands."

I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in President Poopy Pants:

I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.

You're right. Rubio said that.

I was mistaken. I thought the guy whose father assassinated JFK said it.

[Axtremus]

Heck, I travel with extra pairs of pants.
It's just good practice, good planning to have backups.

[Doctor Phibes]

Ted Cruz travels with an extra pair of pants in case he suddenly has to abandon his family holiday and travel back to deal with a state of emergency.

IOW, it's better to take a shit than to be one.

[Jolly]

If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.

Do better

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in President Poopy Pants:

If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.

Do better

We don't all have your mastery of Ctrl C, Ctrl V when attempting witticism, and so must once again fall short of the kind of blinding magnificence that Mr. Cruz has mastered.

[Jolly]

The only mastery you have is batery.

That, you have well in hand.

[Renauda]

@George-K said in President Poopy Pants:

Sez the guy with small "hands."

C'mon Ted, be better.

He’s channeling what he believes is his inner little Lyndon B. Johnson.