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  • JollyJ Offline
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    Jolly
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    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      George K
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      Sez the guy with small "hands."

      C'mon Ted, be better.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        #3

        Scott Morrison, take note.

        Please love yourself.

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        • George KG George K

          Sez the guy with small "hands."

          C'mon Ted, be better.

          Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          Doctor Phibes
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          @George-K said in President Poopy Pants:

          George K
          wrote 32 minutes ago
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          Sez the guy with small "hands."

          I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.

          I was only joking

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            @George-K said in President Poopy Pants:

            George K
            wrote 32 minutes ago
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            #2
            Sez the guy with small "hands."

            I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.

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            George K
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            @Doctor-Phibes said in President Poopy Pants:

            I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.

            You're right. Rubio said that.

            I was mistaken. I thought the guy whose father assassinated JFK said it.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Heck, I travel with extra pairs of pants.
              It's just good practice, good planning to have backups.

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              • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                Doctor Phibes
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                #7

                Ted Cruz travels with an extra pair of pants in case he suddenly has to abandon his family holiday and travel back to deal with a state of emergency.

                IOW, it's better to take a shit than to be one.

                I was only joking

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                • JollyJ Offline
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                  If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.

                  Do better

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • JollyJ Jolly

                    If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.

                    Do better

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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    @Jolly said in President Poopy Pants:

                    If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.

                    Do better

                    We don't all have your mastery of Ctrl C, Ctrl V when attempting witticism, and so must once again fall short of the kind of blinding magnificence that Mr. Cruz has mastered.

                    I was only joking

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                      Jolly
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                      The only mastery you have is batery.

                      That, you have well in hand.

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      • George KG George K

                        Sez the guy with small "hands."

                        C'mon Ted, be better.

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                        #11

                        @George-K said in President Poopy Pants:

                        Sez the guy with small "hands."

                        C'mon Ted, be better.

                        He’s channeling what he believes is his inner little Lyndon B. Johnson.

                        Elbows up!

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