President Poopy Pants
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Scott Morrison, take note.
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@George-K said in President Poopy Pants:
George K
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Sez the guy with small "hands."I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in President Poopy Pants:
I thought Trump was the guy with small hands. Ted is the one with a butt-ugly wife.
You're right. Rubio said that.
I was mistaken. I thought the guy whose father assassinated JFK said it.
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Ted Cruz travels with an extra pair of pants in case he suddenly has to abandon his family holiday and travel back to deal with a state of emergency.
IOW, it's better to take a shit than to be one.
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@Jolly said in President Poopy Pants:
If that's all you got, it's mighty weak.
Do better
We don't all have your mastery of Ctrl C, Ctrl V when attempting witticism, and so must once again fall short of the kind of blinding magnificence that Mr. Cruz has mastered.