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Let's talk about Christmas hazards

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  • George KG Offline
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    Be careful out there, boys:

    https://bjui-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/bju.16216


    Objectives
    To explore whether Christmas might be a risk factor for penile fractures due to the Christmas spirit related to the intimacy and euphoria of these holly jolly days.

    Patients and methods
    We evaluated the incidence of penile fractures during Christmas and New Year's Eve through the GeRmAn Nationwide inpatient Data (GRAND) from the Research Data Center of the Federal Bureau of Statistics (Wiesbaden, Germany). Furthermore, we assessed the impact of COVID-19 on penile fractures and their seasonality.

    Results
    A total of 3,421 patients with a median, interquartile range (IQR) age of 42 (32–51) years had a penile fracture requiring a hospital stay from 2005 to 2021. In all, 40 (1.2%) penile fractures occurred in 51 days of Christmas (from 24/12 to 26/12 in each year). The daily incidence of penile fractures during Christmas was 0.78 with an incidence rate ratio (IRR) of 1.43 (95% confidence interval [CI] 1.05–1.95, P = 0.02). If every day was like Christmas, 43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on. Interestingly, only 28 (0.82%) penile fractures occurred during the New Year's Eve period (31/12 to 02/01 from 2005 to 2021). This resulted in an IRR of 0.98 (95% CI 0.69–1.5, P = 0.98) in the New Year's Eve period. Most patients with penile fractures were admitted to hospital at the weekend (n = 1,322; IRR 1.58, 95% CI 1.48–1.69; P < 0.001). Summer was also associated with more penile fractures (n = 929; IRR 1.11, 95% CI 1.03–1.19; P = 0.008). Both the COVID-19 pandemic (n = 385; IRR 1.06, 95% CI 0.95–1.18, P = 0.29) and its lockdown period (n = 93; IRR 1, 95% CI 0.82–1.23; P = 0.96) did not affect the incidence of penile fractures.

    Conclusion
    The incidence of penile fractures displays a seasonality. Last Christmas penile fractures occurred more often. This year to save us from tears, we will NOT do something special (the new Christmas hit of the year).

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

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    • George KG George K

      Be careful out there, boys:

      https://bjui-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/bju.16216


      Objectives
      To explore whether Christmas might be a risk factor for penile fractures due to the Christmas spirit related to the intimacy and euphoria of these holly jolly days.

      Patients and methods
      We evaluated the incidence of penile fractures during Christmas and New Year's Eve through the GeRmAn Nationwide inpatient Data (GRAND) from the Research Data Center of the Federal Bureau of Statistics (Wiesbaden, Germany). Furthermore, we assessed the impact of COVID-19 on penile fractures and their seasonality.

      Results
      A total of 3,421 patients with a median, interquartile range (IQR) age of 42 (32–51) years had a penile fracture requiring a hospital stay from 2005 to 2021. In all, 40 (1.2%) penile fractures occurred in 51 days of Christmas (from 24/12 to 26/12 in each year). The daily incidence of penile fractures during Christmas was 0.78 with an incidence rate ratio (IRR) of 1.43 (95% confidence interval [CI] 1.05–1.95, P = 0.02). If every day was like Christmas, 43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on. Interestingly, only 28 (0.82%) penile fractures occurred during the New Year's Eve period (31/12 to 02/01 from 2005 to 2021). This resulted in an IRR of 0.98 (95% CI 0.69–1.5, P = 0.98) in the New Year's Eve period. Most patients with penile fractures were admitted to hospital at the weekend (n = 1,322; IRR 1.58, 95% CI 1.48–1.69; P < 0.001). Summer was also associated with more penile fractures (n = 929; IRR 1.11, 95% CI 1.03–1.19; P = 0.008). Both the COVID-19 pandemic (n = 385; IRR 1.06, 95% CI 0.95–1.18, P = 0.29) and its lockdown period (n = 93; IRR 1, 95% CI 0.82–1.23; P = 0.96) did not affect the incidence of penile fractures.

      Conclusion
      The incidence of penile fractures displays a seasonality. Last Christmas penile fractures occurred more often. This year to save us from tears, we will NOT do something special (the new Christmas hit of the year).

      Doctor PhibesD Offline
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      @George-K said in Let's talk about Christmas hazards:

      the new Christmas hit of the year

      Maybe it should be "God, rest your merry gentleman"

      I was only joking

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        I think the author of the study assumed the cause of these penile fractures without considering other potential factors including 7-10 year olds with new athletic equipment given as gifts, ineffective passes made at holiday Christmas parties resulting in a quick introduction to the articulatio genu… Toddlers with toy light sabers, sled riding… I’ve watched enough America’s Funniest Home Videos to know there are many potential causes for injury over the holidays…

        The Brad

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          Ambien and alcohol. Two leading risk factors.

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