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  • JollyJ Offline
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    Jolly
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    But will they win?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/careersandeducation/it-seems-no-one-s-reading-emails-anymore-gen-z-may-be-winning-the-office-culture-war/ar-AA1lz6bp?ocid=msedgntp&pc=W129&cvid=b0dcc160b90f4340a8ca51e66e1e8ee8&ei=40

    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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    • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      I kind of think she just made up most of that article.

      I was only joking

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      • HoraceH Offline
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        Horace
        wrote on last edited by Horace
        #3

        Everything older than 2 years gets purged from my inbox automatically. Sad because that's where I keep everything. Slack and Teams don't get purged. Probably happier to get stuff there. The search function is just as good.

        Failing all that, I can do a search through my windows desktop. That can take a few days though.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          This isn't a generational thing and there is no office culture war in places that aren't stupid.

          I work mostly with boomers and Xers and freaking none of us use email as our daily communication means. This has been in every job I've been in since about 2015.

          Chat software is easier, faster, encourages more communication, makes it far easier to collaborate, and works better with file-sharing.

          Email is better for team- and department-wide communication. It's closer to a digital newsletter.

          Please love yourself.

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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            We use Teams a lot. I would love it if email went away, it's the bane of my life, but I'm not seeing any sign of that.

            Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best. Sorry if that triggers any young people.

            LOL, just kidding - as if any young people ever come here.

            I was only joking

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            • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

              We use Teams a lot. I would love it if email went away, it's the bane of my life, but I'm not seeing any sign of that.

              Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best. Sorry if that triggers any young people.

              LOL, just kidding - as if any young people ever come here.

              Aqua LetiferA Offline
              Aqua LetiferA Offline
              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

              Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

              I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

              Please love yourself.

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              • HoraceH Horace

                Everything older than 2 years gets purged from my inbox automatically. Sad because that's where I keep everything. Slack and Teams don't get purged. Probably happier to get stuff there. The search function is just as good.

                Failing all that, I can do a search through my windows desktop. That can take a few days though.

                AxtremusA Away
                AxtremusA Away
                Axtremus
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                @Horace said in The Revolt:

                Failing all that, I can do a search through my windows desktop. That can take a few days though.

                Get a Mac.

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                • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                  Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                  I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                  Doctor PhibesD Offline
                  Doctor PhibesD Offline
                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                  Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                  I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                  If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                  I was only joking

                  Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                    Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                    I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                    If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                    Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                    I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                    If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                    Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                    Please love yourself.

                    AxtremusA Doctor PhibesD 2 Replies Last reply
                    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                      Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                      I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                      If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                      Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                      AxtremusA Away
                      AxtremusA Away
                      Axtremus
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                      Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                      I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                      If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                      Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                      Hmmm … if you talk like that, may you will become the boss's boss's boss too!

                      Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
                      • AxtremusA Axtremus

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                        Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                        I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                        If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                        Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                        Hmmm … if you talk like that, may you will become the boss's boss's boss too!

                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
                        Aqua Letifer
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        @Axtremus said in The Revolt:

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                        Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                        I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                        If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                        Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                        Hmmm … if you talk like that, may you will become the boss's boss's boss too!

                        In all honesty, it would probably help. As it's my ambition to never get promoted I'll just keep on keepin' on, thank you very much.

                        Please love yourself.

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                        • LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          What is a swiftie? Is it related to the swifter mop I use to clean the store bathrooms?

                          The Brad

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                          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                            What is a swiftie? Is it related to the swifter mop I use to clean the store bathrooms?

                            Aqua LetiferA Offline
                            Aqua LetiferA Offline
                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #13

                            @LuFins-Dad said in The Revolt:

                            What is a swiftie?

                            Tom asked reflexively.

                            (And I'm sorry but that is a good one. Maybe my best ever, I might never top that.)

                            Please love yourself.

                            MikM 1 Reply Last reply
                            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                              Personally, I like talking to people. Face to face is best.

                              I would love talking to people if only they quit saying shit like "actionable learnings," "We're all Swifties in this house" and "that's the unlock we're looking for."

                              If anybody said anything like any of that to me I would laugh my freaking ass off

                              Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                              Doctor PhibesD Offline
                              Doctor PhibesD Offline
                              Doctor Phibes
                              wrote on last edited by Doctor Phibes
                              #14

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                              Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                              OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                              My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                              I really miss my old company where the majority of people were Liverpudlians and Lancastrians. We didn't make much money, but we sure did have a laugh, not least at this kind of nonsense. Sadly they were bought out by a certain Canadian standards organization after I left, so much of the humour will have gone.

                              I was only joking

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                              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                @LuFins-Dad said in The Revolt:

                                What is a swiftie?

                                Tom asked reflexively.

                                (And I'm sorry but that is a good one. Maybe my best ever, I might never top that.)

                                MikM Offline
                                MikM Offline
                                Mik
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                @LuFins-Dad said in The Revolt:

                                What is a swiftie?

                                Tom asked reflexively.

                                (And I'm sorry but that is a good one. Maybe my best ever, I might never top that.)

                                Perfect. I grew up on that punnery. Also Tom Swift books.

                                "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

                                CopperC 1 Reply Last reply
                                • MikM Mik

                                  @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in The Revolt:

                                  What is a swiftie?

                                  Tom asked reflexively.

                                  (And I'm sorry but that is a good one. Maybe my best ever, I might never top that.)

                                  Perfect. I grew up on that punnery. Also Tom Swift books.

                                  CopperC Offline
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                                  Copper
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #16

                                  @Mik said in The Revolt:

                                  Also Tom Swift books.

                                  I still have a few on my Kindle. If I remember correctly, they were free.

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                                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                    Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                    OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                    My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                    I really miss my old company where the majority of people were Liverpudlians and Lancastrians. We didn't make much money, but we sure did have a laugh, not least at this kind of nonsense. Sadly they were bought out by a certain Canadian standards organization after I left, so much of the humour will have gone.

                                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                    Aqua Letifer
                                    wrote on last edited by Aqua Letifer
                                    #17

                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                    Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                    OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                    My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                    Using those words has consequences.

                                    1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                    2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                    3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                    Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                    Please love yourself.

                                    Doctor PhibesD 1 Reply Last reply
                                    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                      Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                      OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                      My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                      Using those words has consequences.

                                      1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                      2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                      3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                      Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                      Doctor PhibesD Offline
                                      Doctor PhibesD Offline
                                      Doctor Phibes
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                      Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                      OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                      My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                      Using those words has consequences.

                                      1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                      2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                      3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                      Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                      I don't really understand where it comes from. Do they go on special courses intended to make them sound clever? It's unusual to hear people with normal (i.e. non-management) jobs use these dreadful pretentious terms.

                                      I was only joking

                                      Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
                                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                        Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                        OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                        My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                        Using those words has consequences.

                                        1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                        2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                        3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                        Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                        I don't really understand where it comes from. Do they go on special courses intended to make them sound clever? It's unusual to hear people with normal (i.e. non-management) jobs use these dreadful pretentious terms.

                                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                        Aqua Letifer
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #19

                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                        Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                        OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                        My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                        Using those words has consequences.

                                        1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                        2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                        3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                        Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                        I don't really understand where it comes from. Do they go on special courses intended to make them sound clever? It's unusual to hear people with normal (i.e. non-management) jobs use these dreadful pretentious terms.

                                        Buddy of mine studied its history as part of his Master's. At some point according to him, business leaders noticed that scientists had a baked-in air of authority because they used specialized language unique to their field of study. These early bullshit pioneers saw language not as a communication tool, but as leverage for street cred. So they started making up their own.

                                        It used to be, publishing was to blame for most of it. The self-help/daily-schedule-to-greatness section of the bookstore is one of the most competitive in terms of submissions. What people really like to hear is how complex problems can be easily solved by a framework that has a simple name. MBA dipshits read these books instead of real ones and it all trickles down from there.

                                        Nowadays though, you don't need a book, just an asshole with a viral enough YouTube short or what have you. But the same idea applies: whittle down the complexity with a catchy phrase.

                                        Please love yourself.

                                        Doctor PhibesD 1 Reply Last reply
                                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                          @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in The Revolt:

                                          @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                          Not when it's your boss's boss's boss.

                                          OK, I'd be laughing on the inside.

                                          My boss is rather prone to using this awful jargon, but you know, I don't want to boil the ocean worrying about it too much. Sometimes these phrases can be useful in a thought shower environment.

                                          Using those words has consequences.

                                          1. They make you weak. Conveying what you mean with words takes thought and effort. It's difficult. Jargon soup blunts your thinking. When you rely on them, you're not in the practice of finding the right words to express yourself, you're in the practice of borrowing clichés that are "good enough." And sure as shit, that will become a habit. Both the words and the thinking.
                                          2. They don't do what you think they're doing. You think they help you build a rapport, talk the talk and all that. What they actually label you as someone who isn't comfortable thinking for and expressing yourself honestly, because you're scared to. Use office jargon and everyone knows you to be a follower.
                                          3. Unique to me, a big part of my job is understanding what's going on with other people, and communicating with them in the way that they'd prefer to be communicated with. You can't do that when you're in the habit of optimizing SFMs for KPIs and adhering to omni-buckets.

                                          Most people don't care about 1 or 2, which is fine. Jobs are by and large stupid and should be taken only so seriously. But you can't argue that officetalk makes you a sharper thinker or somehow a leader people look up to.

                                          I don't really understand where it comes from. Do they go on special courses intended to make them sound clever? It's unusual to hear people with normal (i.e. non-management) jobs use these dreadful pretentious terms.

                                          Buddy of mine studied its history as part of his Master's. At some point according to him, business leaders noticed that scientists had a baked-in air of authority because they used specialized language unique to their field of study. These early bullshit pioneers saw language not as a communication tool, but as leverage for street cred. So they started making up their own.

                                          It used to be, publishing was to blame for most of it. The self-help/daily-schedule-to-greatness section of the bookstore is one of the most competitive in terms of submissions. What people really like to hear is how complex problems can be easily solved by a framework that has a simple name. MBA dipshits read these books instead of real ones and it all trickles down from there.

                                          Nowadays though, you don't need a book, just an asshole with a viral enough YouTube short or what have you. But the same idea applies: whittle down the complexity with a catchy phrase.

                                          Doctor PhibesD Offline
                                          Doctor PhibesD Offline
                                          Doctor Phibes
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #20

                                          @Aqua-Letifer said in The Revolt:

                                          It used to be, publishing was to blame for most of it. The self-help/daily-schedule-to-greatness section of the bookstore is one of the most competitive in terms of submissions. What people really like to hear is how complex problems can be easily solved by a framework that has a simple name. MBA dipshits read these books instead of real ones and it all trickles down from there.

                                          I was once forced to read a book entitled 'Who moved my cheese?', which I was informed was a profound piece of philosophical thinking. What it actually was was some dickhead writing this great long-winded parable about a bunch of fucking rodents, with the final message 'change happens, you need to accept it and move on'.

                                          Apparently this book has sold 30 million copies. I do know they gave one to every single person in the company.

                                          Anyway, my friend in sales opened his next meeting with the question 'OK, who cut the cheese?'

                                          I was only joking

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