People in my neighborhood aren’t too bright

[George K]

They need instructions to open a pizza box.

[brenda]

Holy cow.

[taiwan_girl]

[George K]

"Do not eat packet."

[brenda]

@George-K said in People in my neighborhood aren’t too bright:

"Do not eat packet."

You're sure lucky that put that warning on there, George. Whew! Close call for you.

[xenon]

On wooden Duraflame flame logs - there's a warning that this wood you intend to set on fire is indeed very flammable wood:

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Reminds me of the package of peanuts I saw with the ‘May contain nuts’ warning.