Man of the Year!
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It is time once again to honor one man who has gone above and beyond to advance the cause of men and raise the bar for what other men seek to accomplish.
The Babylon Bee has chosen Dylan Mulvaney to receive the 2023 Man of the Year award.
Already proven to be a force to be reckoned with on the Chinese spy app TikTok, Mulvaney has gone on to make his mark as a celebrity spokesman powerful enough to utterly destroy the reputations of big-name consumer brands. None of them were more notable than Bud Light, the one-time top-selling beer, which hired Mulvaney as its pitchman last spring only to suffer the most precipitous financial freefall in the history of the beer industry. Once thought to be an invincible brand in the beverage world, Bud Light was brought to its knees by the man — the legend — that is Dylan Mulvaney..
From social media to talk show interviews to appearances in designer gowns at the Met Gala, Dylan Mulvaney has gone places few men would ever dare to go, showing the type of courage normally only reserved for the most masculine heroes.
While some may scoff at his stubborn refusal to live life as the man he was created to be, Mulvaney's true courage comes from taking the initiative to live within a world of his own imagination and then stubbornly stay there with a will and determination that surpasses most other men.
The Babylon Bee congratulates Dylan Mulvaney on having his biggest year yet. Much like Bud Light, Mulvaney can only go up from here.
You're the man, Dylan!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-is-the-babylon-bees-new-man-of-the-year
The Brad
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It is time once again to honor one man who has gone above and beyond to advance the cause of men and raise the bar for what other men seek to accomplish.
The Babylon Bee has chosen Dylan Mulvaney to receive the 2023 Man of the Year award.
Already proven to be a force to be reckoned with on the Chinese spy app TikTok, Mulvaney has gone on to make his mark as a celebrity spokesman powerful enough to utterly destroy the reputations of big-name consumer brands. None of them were more notable than Bud Light, the one-time top-selling beer, which hired Mulvaney as its pitchman last spring only to suffer the most precipitous financial freefall in the history of the beer industry. Once thought to be an invincible brand in the beverage world, Bud Light was brought to its knees by the man — the legend — that is Dylan Mulvaney..
From social media to talk show interviews to appearances in designer gowns at the Met Gala, Dylan Mulvaney has gone places few men would ever dare to go, showing the type of courage normally only reserved for the most masculine heroes.
While some may scoff at his stubborn refusal to live life as the man he was created to be, Mulvaney's true courage comes from taking the initiative to live within a world of his own imagination and then stubbornly stay there with a will and determination that surpasses most other men.
The Babylon Bee congratulates Dylan Mulvaney on having his biggest year yet. Much like Bud Light, Mulvaney can only go up from here.
You're the man, Dylan!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-is-the-babylon-bees-new-man-of-the-year
@LuFins-Dad said in Man of the Year!:
It is time once again to honor one man who has gone above and beyond to advance the cause of men and raise the bar for what other men seek to accomplish.
The Babylon Bee has chosen Dylan Mulvaney to receive the 2023 Man of the Year award.
Already proven to be a force to be reckoned with on the Chinese spy app TikTok, Mulvaney has gone on to make his mark as a celebrity spokesman powerful enough to utterly destroy the reputations of big-name consumer brands. None of them were more notable than Bud Light, the one-time top-selling beer, which hired Mulvaney as its pitchman last spring only to suffer the most precipitous financial freefall in the history of the beer industry. Once thought to be an invincible brand in the beverage world, Bud Light was brought to its knees by the man — the legend — that is Dylan Mulvaney..
From social media to talk show interviews to appearances in designer gowns at the Met Gala, Dylan Mulvaney has gone places few men would ever dare to go, showing the type of courage normally only reserved for the most masculine heroes.
While some may scoff at his stubborn refusal to live life as the man he was created to be, Mulvaney's true courage comes from taking the initiative to live within a world of his own imagination and then stubbornly stay there with a will and determination that surpasses most other men.
The Babylon Bee congratulates Dylan Mulvaney on having his biggest year yet. Much like Bud Light, Mulvaney can only go up from here.
You're the man, Dylan!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/dylan-mulvaney-is-the-babylon-bees-new-man-of-the-year
Well, you wouldn't want him going down...
