The Coronavirus Meme Thread
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I finally got certified!
Here's my sew-on patch:
You think I'm shitting you?
Nope. Here's the actual certification:
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@George-K said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
That is brilliant... That should be a drink special at bars! You know, if we still had bars...
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I bet Pelosi goes to a bar, like she can go to a hair salon when some of the rest of the country can't.
Well, she's 80. Probably has one beer and passes out.
Please don't drink and drive. Do one or the other, and do it well.
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@jon-nyc said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
But actually the lifeboats would be filled with old people.
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@jon-nyc said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
But actually the lifeboats would be filled with old people.
wrote on 3 Sept 2020, 23:48 last edited by@Loki said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
But actually the lifeboats would be filled with old people.
Survivors by definition
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@jon-nyc said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
But actually the lifeboats would be filled with old people.
wrote on 4 Sept 2020, 00:01 last edited by@Loki said in The Coronavirus Meme Thread:
But actually the lifeboats would be filled with old people.
At least by those who weren't required to return to their cabins.
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@Mik reminds me of the old joke...
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem. ”
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem.”
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk," says Morty.
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!"
Morty points to the dog and commands: " Seth, Fetch!"
Seth the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis.
You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!"
Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?"
Morty says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch,' not 'Kvetch."
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