Cognitive Test

[Catseye3]

@Axtremus said in Cognitive Test:

If so, congratulations, please reward yourself with a healthy snack.

Like what, a feckin carrot?

If Ima do this, I gotta get at least a slab of Pepperidge Farm Coconut Cake.

[Mik]

I want a Bojangles country ham and egg biscuit, thank you very much. Oh, and a grapefruit.

[Axtremus]

You've got to read the whole thing, people. I also wrote this:

If you not only got all the items right, but also got them in the correct order, then you get extra point, please reward yourself with an unhealthy snack.

[Catseye3]

We're changing the rules, Quiz Boy.

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

Being of, ahem, "advanced years," when Mrs. George went in for her pre-op evaluation last year, there was a cognitive test exactly like that. The APN told her five words, and said that, at the end of the interview, she would be asked what those five words were.

[taiwan_girl]

[jon-nyc]

ok that's funny. I don't care who you are.

[Doctor Phibes]

[jon-nyc]

[Axtremus]

Ugh, how can Dora endorse that, and with such enthusiasm too?! Where is that petition to cancel Dora?

[Loki]

This is all hilarious. Maybe the method to the madness is to see how Biden would do?

[Horace]

It does seem like a test in which Biden would not hit the ceiling.

[Mik]

that may be exactly what he is trying to make happen.

[Doctor Phibes]

Sure, I'm a buffoon, but at least I'm not a geriatric buffoon!

[Loki]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Cognitive Test:

Sure, I'm a buffoon, but at least I'm not a geriatric buffoon!

Easiest thing for Biden to do is to do well on the cognitive test. Speaking of buffoonery, Biden already said he could beat the hell out of Trump. So we could just make it a duathalon.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Cognitive Test:

The spirit of Max Headroom lives on.

[Axtremus]

@Loki said in Cognitive Test:

Easiest thing for Biden to do is to do well on the cognitive test. Speaking of buffoonery, Biden already said he could beat the hell out of Trump. So we could just make it a duathalon.

Say, can we agree on a number, say ... 3.

Let 3 be that magic number. Starting from this "cognitive test" business, Trump can do up to 3 buffoonerific things for which you can ask Biden to also do, but after that, you will refrain from asking Biden (or any one else, for that matter) to do stupid sh!t just because Trump has done stupid sh!t. Is that alright with you?

I think I am being very charitable with that number 3 there ... I mean, it hardly seems productive to have others do stupid sh!t just because Trump did stupid sh!t.

[Larry]

How about just admit that anyone with an IQ higher than that of an oak stump can see plain as day that Biden is a senile, doddering old man totally incapable of being president.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Loki said in Cognitive Test:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Cognitive Test:

Sure, I'm a buffoon, but at least I'm not a geriatric buffoon!

Easiest thing for Biden to do is to do well on the cognitive test. Speaking of buffoonery, Biden already said he could beat the hell out of Trump. So we could just make it a duathalon.

You chaps must be so proud. It's very much like an ancient jousting competition, where two rival groups pick their finest champions to represent them, and decide who is superior.

Except, of course, in these more sophisticated times, rather than donning armour, sitting astride the finest warhorses and charging at one another, these two great representatives of the Land of the Free have to see if they can remember five words for twenty minutes.

It's truly awe inspiring.