Do You Know Who I am?
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Boebert has an amazingly long Wikipedia entry...
The "Personal Life" section is...interesting:
After Boebert's mother, Shawn Roberts Bentz, accused professional wrestler Stan Lane of fathering Boebert, Lane took two paternity tests, first in the 1980s and the second in 2023, which proved that he was not Boebert's father. According to Boebert: "My mom was 18 when she had me, which inspired me to be a mother when I was 18 years old."
In 2015, Boebert was detained at a music festival for shouting at a group of people arrested for underage drinking, yelling that the arrest was unconstitutional because they had not received Miranda warnings. Deputies reported she "encouraged people arrested for underage drinking to break free and repeatedly said she had 'friends at Fox News' who would report on her subsequent 'illegal arrest'". She was cited for misdemeanor disorderly conduct and twice failed to appear in court on the charge. The charge was later dismissed because the Mesa County district attorney's office believed there was no reasonable likelihood of conviction if the case went to trial.[241][242]
In 2016, Boebert was cited for careless driving and operating an unsafe vehicle. On February 13, 2017, she was arrested and booked in Garfield County Jail for failure to appear in court on these charges. She pleaded guilty to the unsafe vehicle charge, and the careless driving and failure to appear charges were dismissed.[243]
On May 16, 2023, Boebert announced that she had filed for divorce from her husband on May 11, citing "irreconcilable differences".
The only thing missing is the picture of her double-wide home.
With the likes of her (and Santos) in the GOP caucus, you gotta take pity on McCarthy.
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"Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert has issued an apology to the American people this weekend, expressing her clear, sincere, and obvious regret at the fact that theaters doing a Denver production of the Beetlejuice musical have such high-quality night-vision cameras these days."
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In Boebert,s defense, she didn’t charge for the show. In Gibson’s defense, better lighting!
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Twitter:
"It was a set up"
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Iowahawk: "For the good of the country, I would like to start a conspiracy to setup a blind date between Boebert and Hunter Biden. Our wounded political system will finally be healed by the public pistol-swinging, crack-vaping blowjobs on the Capitol Steps."
