If the 2024 Election Does Not Work Out, There is Always Golf
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"On Saturday, apropos of nothing, the former president took to his rinky-dink Twitter clone with some good news: ““I am pleased to report, for those that care, that I just won the Senior Club Championship (must be over 50 years old!) at Bedminster (Trump National Golf Club), shooting a round of 67.”
Sounds like a low score, huh? Well, maybe it’s too low. Two weeks back, the same course saw a Saudi-backed tournament featuring some of the greatest golfers on the planet. One of them, Phil Mickelson, shot a 75 that day — eight fewer than Trump later claimed to do. Perhaps that’s why he then went into defensive mode.
“Some people will think that sounds low, but there is no hanky/lanky,” Trump said. “Many people watch, plus I am surrounded by Secret Service Agents. Not much you can do even if you wanted to, and I don’t. For some reason, I am just a good golfer/athlete – I have won many Club Championships, and it is always a great honor!”
https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-golf-tournament-swore-didnt-cheat/
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Yeah, how'd that Bloomie campaign work out?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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Two words - anal beads.
Obviously, they don't help his golf, that's just him making shit up. He just keeps them in because he likes it.
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"On Saturday, apropos of nothing, the former president took to his rinky-dink Twitter clone with some good news: ““I am pleased to report, for those that care, that I just won the Senior Club Championship (must be over 50 years old!) at Bedminster (Trump National Golf Club), shooting a round of 67.”
Sounds like a low score, huh? Well, maybe it’s too low. Two weeks back, the same course saw a Saudi-backed tournament featuring some of the greatest golfers on the planet. One of them, Phil Mickelson, shot a 75 that day — eight fewer than Trump later claimed to do. Perhaps that’s why he then went into defensive mode.
“Some people will think that sounds low, but there is no hanky/lanky,” Trump said. “Many people watch, plus I am surrounded by Secret Service Agents. Not much you can do even if you wanted to, and I don’t. For some reason, I am just a good golfer/athlete – I have won many Club Championships, and it is always a great honor!”
https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-golf-tournament-swore-didnt-cheat/
@taiwan_girl said in If the 2024 Election Does Not Work Out, There is Always Golf:
I am just a good golfer/athlete
He's selling himself short. He's the greatest athlete of the 21st century! He's like Michael Jordan and Muhammed Ali combined with Chris Farley. Well, when I say 'combined', what I mean is it's like Chris Farley ate them.
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What’s really funny is that his followers won’t see any connection between his approach to golf and his approach to presidential elections, other than that he wins both of them. By a lot.
