Wonder who got paid off?

[Jolly]

A new player in a $100,000,000,000 game...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/13/business/lunchables-in-schools/index.html

[George K]

Jared?

[Horace]

Kraft Heinz has succeeded in getting its ready-to-eat packaged Lunchables into school lunch programs starting this fall,

Robert Kraft -> Tom Brady -> Donald Trump

[taiwan_girl]

Somebody will complain. Complain when they try and take package food from student lunches and make them healthier. Complain when the put package lunches in student lunches. LOL

[Jolly]

@taiwan_girl said in Wonder who got paid off?:

Somebody will complain. Complain when they try and take package food from student lunches and make them healthier. Complain when the put package lunches in student lunches. LOL

Ever seen a lunchable?

[Copper]

Heinz --> Kerry

[Doctor Phibes]

Hitler --> Trudeau --> Castro --> Castor Oil --> Olive Oil --> Popeye the Sailor --> Poopdeck --> Donald Trump

Hang on, sorry, I've got totally fucking lost. What was the game?

[Jolly]

Meanwhile, your child will be handed a prepacked meal that:

1. Doesn't contain enough food to sustain a squirrel.
2. Contains turkey, bologna or ham that's slimy and made up of reconstituted bits.
3. Contains a cheese-like substance.

We had prison riots in Jefferson Parish Jail over similar food.

[jon-nyc]

930mg of sodium.

That’s essentially the entire recommended daily intake for a third grader. And 77% of the daily intake recommendation for a middle schooler.

[Doctor Phibes]

Didn't Michelle Obama try to fix this, and everybody said poor little Johnny needs his pizzas and burgers or he won't grow up to be a real fat boy?

[Jolly]

Moochelle did weigh in on this, until Big Food quietly killed the initiative. OTOH, I think some of her stuff was a tad unrealistic, considering what kids do eat today and the waste factor.

But, ever the True Believer, she has now launched PLEZI.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/michelle-obama-launches-juice-drink-005200979.html

True Believer in this case, meaning she believes in money.

Or, using your current mantra, maybe her conversion can be traced back to Canadians and Nazis.