Debate day….

[George K]

@taiwan_girl said in Debate day….:

a drinking game

NRO:

Drink, if . . .

• Ron DeSantis says, “At the end of the day” (one sip, fearing early-onset overconsumption)
• A question mentions Trump but the answer doesn’t
• Vivek Ramaswamy claims journalists took his conspiracy-theory comments out of context
• DeSantis calls Ramaswamy “Fake Vivek” or “Vivek the Fake”
• Any candidate mentions Joe Biden’s mental acuity (just a sip, otherwise, like Biden, you’ll have trouble remembering where you are)
• Doug Burgum pulls a Paul Pierce and runs onto the debate stage after suffering a leg injury
• Nikki Haley criticizes Trump and then defends him against the same attack ten minutes later
• DeSantis uses the phrase “territorial dispute” — or “mind virus”
  Ramaswamy stops the debate to point out federal agents in the crowd
• Chris Christie squares up to the camera and says, “I want to talk to the folks at home for a second . . .”
• Mike Pence says “lodestar”
• Burgum offers the audience money in exchange for their votes
• Ramaswamy offers the audience more money immediately after
• Ramaswamy claims Elvis is still alive and living in Cuba with Tupac
• Halfway through the debate, Francis Suarez can be heard banging on the arena doors
• Tim Scott goes after DeSantis on Florida’s curriculum
• Kari Lake breaks into the spin room
• The arena lights go out, the Undertaker’s music starts playing, and Trump materializes on the stage (grab the nearest handle and chug)

Good luck!

[LuFins Dad]

https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/drinking-game-for-the-first-2024-republican-presidential-debate/

[Doctor Phibes]

I think the best option might be to start drinking 4 hours before it starts.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Debate day….:

I think the best option might be to start drinking 4 hours before it starts.

Too late.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Debate day….:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Debate day….:

I think the best option might be to start drinking 4 hours before it starts.

Too late.

Yeah, by about 3 years.

[George K]

Vivek: "Everyone has their pre-packaged slogans out. Now let's talk about issues."

[George K]

Christie: "We're listening to a guy who says he's a 'skinny guy with a funny last name.' Well, the last time we heard that was from Obama.

Vivek: "Yeah and you hugged him."

Gloves are really off tonight.

[Mik]

Vivek is not looking too good. Nikki is the adult in the room.

[Copper]

Oliver Anthony, first question

[Horace]

Vivek is overboard with the antics. And calling climate change a hoax probably won't help him as far as ideas and policies go.

[Mik]

Pence is scripted. Not a chance in the world. VP was a fatal move. Christie needs a job.

[Mik]

@Horace said in Debate day….:

Vivek is overboard with the antics. And calling climate change a hoax probably won't help him as far as ideas and policies go.

Yep.

[Copper]

@Mik said in Debate day….:

Vivek is not looking too good. Nikki is the adult in the room.

The Thatcher woman thing was cheap

As was the bought and paid for thing

And the skinny thing

[George K]

"DeSantis attacking the hand raise question is good. Hand raise questions are bullshit."

It's a presidential debate, not third grade.

[George K]

Hutchinson and Burgrum (sp?) are getting no air whatsoever.

[Mik]

I like Burgum so far and I agree it’s a state issue. And should be.

[George K]

"It's a commercial break on Fox, which is nice if you're interested in buying gold and/or Gold Bond Medicated Powder with your reverse mortgage."

[George K]

@Mik said in Debate day….:

I like Burgum so far

Me too, so far. But he's got no chance.

[George K]

Not much DeSantis...

[George K]

"Who's losing?"

IMO, Pence.