Redskins?
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If I was president, I would pass a law that said everybody's first name had to be their skin color. And everybody's last name would be Skin.
The only reasonable objection I could see to this, would be that not everybody's skin is the same color all the time. Maybe after a lot of sun, skin would change color, which would force beach goers to change their names a lot. To account for this, I would also make it much faster and easier to legally change your name. And with that, the law is perfect.