Redskins?

[Jolly]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/commanders-say-use-of-former-name-does-not-signify-a-shift-in-policy/ar-AA1eNJxn?ocid=msedgntp&pc=W129&cvid=5ce5c1e042ca4a2f8da4e243e4010186&ei=40

[Copper]

When I'm owner, I might just change the name back to Redskins.

[Horace]

If I was president, I would pass a law that said everybody's first name had to be their skin color. And everybody's last name would be Skin.

The only reasonable objection I could see to this, would be that not everybody's skin is the same color all the time. Maybe after a lot of sun, skin would change color, which would force beach goers to change their names a lot. To account for this, I would also make it much faster and easier to legally change your name. And with that, the law is perfect.